Curly-haired, beefy, super handsome and I'm assuming a football player?...
Well, at least as far as I can tell he's certainly built like one... Although just judging from my vantage point, the uniform/padding appears to be conspicuously absent... Odd 
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Eh, whatever, I guess every now and again less is more... might as well stick to touch football for the time being... Just to play it safe 
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