Yes, yes, I realize you've got perfectly symmetrical abs, massive traps, proportional bis and tris, strategically placed tattoos, and gorgeous calves... And yes I realize you're just minding your own business, showing off your favorite brand of underwear to the rest of the gym... Looking hot in said underwear ... just in shorts... perfect body... hot... without a shirt... looking se-dammit there I go again getting distracted ... Should I just bring a magazine next time?